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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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All: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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- ♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
- READY?

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All: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

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- SPONGEBOB

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SQUAREPANTS.

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[jolly instrumental music]

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♪ ♪

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- [snoring]

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[foghorn blares]

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[inhales deeply]

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[exhales]

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GOOD MORNING, DAY.

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[humming]

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crack!

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OW!

32
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I STUBBED MY TOE.

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[sobs]

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I STUBBED MY TOE!

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[cries]

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rip!

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OH, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SHIRT.

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[sobs]

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- AND THAT WAS AJA
BY EELY DAN.

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NEXT UP IS LIONEL FISHY
WITH HIS HIT, SAD SONG.

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[somber string music]

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- [cries]

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A SO SAD SONG!

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- THAT SPONGEBOB
IS SUCH A CRYBABY.

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LUCKY ME.

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I GET TO WORK WITH HIM ALL DAY.

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- [wailing]

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♪ LA-LA-LA-LA ♪

49
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♪ LA-LA-BOP-BOP-BA-DA ♪

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YOW!
- SPONGEBOB, GUESS WHAT.

51
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YEAH, I'LL COME BACK LATER.

52
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- HE WAS A GOOD LITTLE
KRABBY PATTY.

53
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[sniffles]

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I DIDN'T KNOW HIM WELL,

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BUT IN THE FEW SHORT SECONDS

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BETWEEN GRILL AND FLOOR...

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I CAME TO LOVE HIM.

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[cries]

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IT JUST ISN'T FAIR!

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[sobbing]

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- SPONGEBOB,
WILL YOU STOP CRYING?

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- BUT THE KRABBY PATTY FELL ON
THE FLOOR AND THEN HE...

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- KRABBY PATTY NOTHING.

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- BUT...

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- KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!

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[breathes heavily]

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WHAT NOW?

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- YOU YELLED AT ME.

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YOU YELLED AT ME!

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[sobs]

71
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- ALL RIGHT, LOOK.

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SO FAR TODAY,

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AND IT'S NOT EVEN 2:00 YET,

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YOU HAVE CRIED
43 TIMES.

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- AND YOU WROTE THAT NUMBER
ON A CHALKBOARD?

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- YES!

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- WHY?

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- I HAVE NO IDEA.

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- OH, SQUIDWARD,
THERE'S NO WAY I CRY THAT MUCH.

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THERE'S NOT THAT MANY TEARS
IN MY BRAIN.

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- AU CONTRAIRE.

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- WHAT'S THIS?

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- IT'S A QUICK MONTAGE
OF FLASHBACKS

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I'VE EDITED TOGETHER

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THAT SHOWS THE HUNDREDS OF TEARS

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YOU HAVE CRIED OVER THE YEARS.

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- [crying]

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[sniffling]

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[sobbing]

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STOP.
IT BURNS.

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[French narrator]
THOUSANDS OF TEARS LATER...

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- [crying]

93
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WOW.

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GUESS I DO CRY A LOT.

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I PROMISE I WON'T CRY ANYMORE.

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- OH, NONSENSE.

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I BET YOU CAN'T GO THE REST
OF THE DAY WITHOUT CRYING.

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- EXCUSE ME A MINUTE.

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[phone ringing]

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- [slowly] STAR RESIDENCE.

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PATRICK SPEAKING.

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- HEY, PATRICK.

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- HEY, BUDDY!

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IS IT 7:30 ALREADY?

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- NO, I'M STILL AT WORK.

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- HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

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- DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD GO
THE REST OF THE DAY

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WITHOUT CRYING?

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- WELL, OF COURSE YOU CAN.

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- OKAY, GREAT.
THANKS, PATRICK.

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- SURE.

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DID YOU REMEMBER TO PUT
THAT PACKAGE OUTSIDE

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WHERE I TOLD YOU?

114
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- YEAH, BUT I LEFT IT
IN A DIFFERENT SPOT.

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JUST ASK GARY.
HE KNOWS WHERE IT IS.

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- [chuckles]

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HEY, GOOD ONE, BUDDY.

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YOU ALMOST HAD ME THERE.

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- [laughs] OKAY.

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- YEAH, TALK TO YOU LATER.

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- ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU.

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OKAY, IT'S A BET.

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- FINE.

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IF YOU CRY ONE TEAR
BEFORE MIDNIGHT,

125
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YOU HAVE TO WASH MY BIKE,

126
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CLEAN OUT MY RAIN GUTTERS,

127
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AND DO ALL MY YARD WORK
FOR A YEAR.

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- SOUNDS FAIR TO ME.

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AND IF I MAKE IT TO MIDNIGHT
WITHOUT CRYING,

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YOU'LL COME TO A SLUMBER PARTY
AT MY PLACE,

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JUST YOU AND ME.

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- [gags]

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- OOH, WHAT'S A MATTER?

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- UM, NOTHING.

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I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE
IN MY MOUTH.

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NO NEED TO WORRY, SQUIDDY.

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YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF.

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HE'LL BE CRYING IN TEN MINUTES.

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HA!

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[laughs]

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HA.

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- THANKS AGAIN FOR WALKING HOME
WITH ME, SQUIDWARD.

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- THERE'S A FIRST TIME
FOR EVERYTHING.

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ALSO I'D LIKE TO WIN THIS BET
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

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[snickers maniacally]

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- I'M NOT GONNA CRY.

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I'M NOT GONNA CRY.

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I CAN DO THIS.

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- DO WHAT?

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OH, MY.

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WHAT A LOVELY SUNSET.

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TAKE A LOOK, SPONGEBOB.

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- [gasps]

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- ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL?

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- I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH
A BEAUTIFUL UNDERWATER SUNSET.

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- REALLY TUGS AT
THE HEARTSTRINGS, DOESN'T IT?

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- MM-HMM.

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IT...

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[angelic singing]

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- [chuckles]

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IS THAT A TEAR I SEE?

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- OH, WELL, SUNSET'S OVER.

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- UGH.

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- NICE OF YOU TO DROP IN,
NEIGHBOR.

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- NICE OF YOU TO HAVE ME.
I...

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OH, LOOK, SPONGEBOB.

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GARY'S SLEEPING.

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- [snoring]

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- AW, HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL.

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- THAT IS JUST SO ADORABLE.

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ALMOST MAKES YOU WANT TO CRY.

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- YEAH...

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NO.

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THERE SHALL BE NO TEARS
IN THIS HOUSE TONIGHT.

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♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪

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- OH, SPONGEBOB?

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- YES?
- YOUR MAIL'S HERE.

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OOH.
OH, LOOK.

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IT'S A POSTCARD FROM
YOUR DEAR MOTHER AND FATHER

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SO FAR AWAY.

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- MOTHER?
FATHER?

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- "DEAR SPONGEBOB,
WE ARE HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME

183
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"IN THE SOUTH SEAS,

184
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AND WE MISS YOU
VERY, VERY MUCH."

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- OH...

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MY SUBSCRIPTION TO JELLY FISHING
MONTHLY'SEXPIRED.

187
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REMIND ME TO RENEW THAT,
WILL YOU, SQUIDWARD?

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- NO PROBLEM.

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- WELCOME BACK
TO BIKINI BOTTOM NEWS.

190
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OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT,

191
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A SERIES OF SAD TALES.

192
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- OOH, LET'S TURN IT UP.

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- TRAGEDY IN THE PARK

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WHEN A YOUNG SNAIL
CAUGHT IN A TREE

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ALMOST DIDN'T GET DOWN.

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- MEOW.

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- [gasps]

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- HOWEVER,

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HE DID...

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GET DOWN.

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- HOORAY!

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- COMING UP,

203
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AN INTERVIEW WITH A MANATEE

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WHO DIDN'T GET WHAT HE WANTED
FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.

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- OH, NO.

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- AND FINALLY, SAD NEWS

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FOR MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY FANS.

208
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- WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT?

209
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- THEY WILL ONLY BE SHOWING

210
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THE MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY SHOW

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SEVEN TIMES A DAY
INSTEAD OF EIGHT.

212
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- LET'S WATCH SOMETHING ELSE,
SQUIDWARD, OKAY?

213
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- FINE!

214
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- HEY, DAD.

215
00:08:02,827 --> 00:08:04,760
HOW ABOUT A GAME OF CATCH?

216
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- SORRY, SON.

217
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I'M LATE FOR WORK.

218
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- OKAY, DAD.

219
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- I GUESS I CAN STAY
FOR A FEW THROWS.

220
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- I LOVE YOU, DAD.

221
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- I LOVE YOU, SON.

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Zap!

223
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- UGH!

224
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[panting]

225
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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT
THAT TELEVISION...

226
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ROTS THE BRAIN.

227
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- HEY, THANKS FOR THE TV,
SPONGEBOB.

228
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I'M GONNA WATCH IT ALL NIGHT.

229
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[clock ticking]

230
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- IT'S GETTING LATE.

231
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I'D BETTER BRING OUT
THE BIG GUNS.

232
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OH, SPONGEBOB?

233
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- YES, SQUIDWARD?

234
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- WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO

235
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A LITTLE MUSIC?

236
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- [gasps]

237
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I'D SAY...

238
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I'LL GO AND GET
SOME REFRESHMENTS.

239
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- DON'T BE LONG.

240
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MY SECRET WEAPON IS WAITING.

241
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[chuckles]

242
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- YOU SAID SOMETHING,
SQUIDWARD?

243
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- OH, I JUST SAID,
"RELAX, AND ENJOY THE SONG".

244
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[melancholy melody]

245
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♪ ♪

246
00:09:03,819 --> 00:09:05,855
- [sniffles]

247
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♪ ♪

248
00:09:10,066 --> 00:09:12,931
- [pants]

249
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- THAT'S A REALLY SAD SONG,
SQUIDWARD.

250
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- YOU'RE NOT GONNA CRY THOUGH,
ARE YOU?

251
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- NO.
- [grumbles]

252
00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:20,456
[cuckoos]

253
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- TIME REALLY DOES FLY
WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN.

254
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WELL, I BETTER START
GETTING READY FOR BED.

255
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- UH, SPONGEBOB,
NO, NO, NO.

256
00:09:25,668 --> 00:09:26,669
UH, WAIT.

257
00:09:26,738 --> 00:09:27,981
- YES, SQUIDWARD?

258
00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:29,170
- HOW ABOUT A BEDTIME STORY?

259
00:09:29,223 --> 00:09:31,916
- NOW YOU'RE TALKING.

260
00:09:31,985 --> 00:09:33,031
WHATCHA GONNA READ ME,
SQUIDWARD?

261
00:09:33,055 --> 00:09:35,644
- UM...

262
00:09:35,713 --> 00:09:38,439
HOW ABOUT THE LITTLE ANGLER
WHO GOT LOST?

263
00:09:38,508 --> 00:09:40,269
- THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A VERY SAD STORY.

264
00:09:40,338 --> 00:09:42,789
- OH, VERY SAD.

265
00:09:42,858 --> 00:09:44,722
THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE ANGLER

266
00:09:44,791 --> 00:09:48,070
WHO WAS LITTLE AND SAD.

267
00:09:48,139 --> 00:09:49,519
- [whimpers]

268
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,625
- ONE DAY THE LITTLE SAD ANGLER

269
00:09:51,694 --> 00:09:53,800
WAS WALKING THROUGH THE PARK.

270
00:09:53,869 --> 00:09:55,180
- [chuckles] WALKING.

271
00:09:55,249 --> 00:09:57,251
- BUT HE WAS SAD.

272
00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:58,494
BECAUSE...
BECAUSE...

273
00:09:58,563 --> 00:10:00,151
HE WAS LOST.

274
00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:03,085
HE WAS LOST AND VERY SAD.

275
00:10:03,154 --> 00:10:06,157
AND THEN HE...
HE STARTED TO CRY.

276
00:10:06,226 --> 00:10:08,953
HE CRIED AND HE CRIED,

277
00:10:09,022 --> 00:10:10,471
AND HE CRIED EVEN MORE.

278
00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:13,095
AND HE KEPT CRYING AND CRYING

279
00:10:13,164 --> 00:10:16,305
AND CRYING AND CRYING AND...

280
00:10:16,374 --> 00:10:18,825
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU CAN DO IT.

281
00:10:18,894 --> 00:10:21,275
- I'M WONDERING IF IT MIGHT NOT
BE SO HEALTHY

282
00:10:21,344 --> 00:10:23,553
TO HOLD IN ALL MY TEARS,
SQUIDWARD.

283
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,807
- YOU'RE EXACTLY RIGHT,
SPONGEBOB.

284
00:10:24,831 --> 00:10:25,970
LET IT ALL OUT.

285
00:10:26,039 --> 00:10:27,972
DON'T FIGHT THE FEEL...

286
00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:29,180
[ticking]

287
00:10:29,249 --> 00:10:31,044
TEN, NINE...

288
00:10:31,113 --> 00:10:32,183
DO IT. DO IT.
CRY.

289
00:10:32,252 --> 00:10:34,150
EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX,

290
00:10:34,219 --> 00:10:35,151
FIVE...

291
00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:36,359
COME ON!

292
00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:39,052
FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE.

293
00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:40,950
[cuckoos]

294
00:10:41,019 --> 00:10:43,366
MIDNIGHT.

295
00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,023
[sighs]

296
00:10:45,092 --> 00:10:46,956
WELL, SPONGEBOB,

297
00:10:47,025 --> 00:10:49,062
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WON THE...

298
00:10:49,131 --> 00:10:51,547
- [sobs violently]

299
00:10:58,416 --> 00:10:59,486
- WOW.

300
00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:02,834
WHAT A GREAT SHOW.

301
00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:06,907
- WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE STILL
TOGETHER, LITTLE ONES.

302
00:11:06,976 --> 00:11:09,185
[angelic singing]

303
00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,951
thud!

304
00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:17,504
- MORE POPCORN, SQUIDWARD?

305
00:11:17,573 --> 00:11:18,574
- NO, NO.

306
00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:20,093
NO, NO, PLEASE.

307
00:11:20,162 --> 00:11:21,197
- DON'T BE SHY NOW.

308
00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:22,716
I MADE EXTRA.

309
00:11:22,785 --> 00:11:26,064
- [sniffles]

310
00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:27,479
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
LET IT OUT.

311
00:11:27,548 --> 00:11:29,412
YOU CAN CRY ALL YOU WANT.

312
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,898
YOU'RE AMONG FRIENDS HERE.

313
00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:34,728
- [cries]

314
00:11:43,633 --> 00:11:46,636
[lively accordion music]

315
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:52,988
♪ ♪

316
00:11:53,057 --> 00:11:54,610
[bell ringing]

317
00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:57,268
[cheering]

318
00:11:57,337 --> 00:11:59,339
- HAVE A GOOD SUMMER VACATION,
CLASS.

319
00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:02,514
I'LL SEE YOU ALL NEXT FALL.

320
00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:07,002
WELL, HOPEFULLY NOT ALL OF YOU.

321
00:12:07,071 --> 00:12:08,141
TIME TO VAMOOSE.

322
00:12:08,210 --> 00:12:11,247
- OH, MRS. PUFF?

323
00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:12,628
- WHERE ARE MY KEYS?

324
00:12:12,697 --> 00:12:13,698
- MRS. PUFF?

325
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,044
- COME ON.

326
00:12:15,113 --> 00:12:17,875
- I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

327
00:12:17,944 --> 00:12:18,945
- AH-HAH!

328
00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:20,256
- MRS. PUFF?

329
00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:21,568
- GET AWAY FROM ME.

330
00:12:21,637 --> 00:12:22,637
[panting]

331
00:12:25,641 --> 00:12:26,641
[engine grinding]

332
00:12:26,676 --> 00:12:28,678
- OH, MRS. PUFF?

333
00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:32,268
- I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.

334
00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:33,925
[whimpers]

335
00:12:36,065 --> 00:12:37,791
[engine turns over]

336
00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:38,861
[tires squeal]

337
00:12:42,623 --> 00:12:43,624
- PHEW.

338
00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:44,694
I LOST HIM.

339
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,695
- MRS. PUFF?

340
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,042
- [screams]

341
00:12:47,111 --> 00:12:48,906
- CAN I GIVE YOU MY NOTE NOW?

342
00:12:48,975 --> 00:12:50,390
- WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT?

343
00:12:50,459 --> 00:12:51,978
[gasps]

344
00:12:53,842 --> 00:12:55,395
- HELP.

345
00:12:55,464 --> 00:12:58,329
- OH, DEAR.
OF COURSE I'LL HELP.

346
00:12:58,398 --> 00:12:59,571
[engine revs]

347
00:13:05,681 --> 00:13:07,821
smack!

348
00:13:07,890 --> 00:13:10,893
- MRS. PUFF, DON'T FORGET TO
READ THE NOTE!

349
00:13:10,962 --> 00:13:13,033
- WHY WON'T HE JUST LE...

350
00:13:13,102 --> 00:13:15,104
[screams]

351
00:13:15,173 --> 00:13:17,417
WHOA!

352
00:13:17,486 --> 00:13:18,486
Crash!

353
00:13:23,078 --> 00:13:24,424
AH!

354
00:13:24,493 --> 00:13:26,495
OH, NO.
NOT AGAIN.

355
00:13:26,564 --> 00:13:29,498
IF MY PAROLE OFFICER FINDS OUT,
I DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

356
00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:32,225
I'LL BE SENTENCED FOR LIFE
THIS TIME.

357
00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:35,435
- HMM, QUITE A CONUNDRUM
YOU HAVE HERE.

358
00:13:35,504 --> 00:13:38,438
IT WOULD BE A CRYING SHAME
TO A CERTAIN SOMEONE

359
00:13:38,507 --> 00:13:41,337
IF THIS INFORMATION WERE TO LEAK
OUT TO THE AUTHORITIES.

360
00:13:41,406 --> 00:13:43,615
- OH, PLEASE,
DON'T TELL THE POLICE.

361
00:13:43,684 --> 00:13:45,963
I'LL BE A DEAD MAN
IF I GET CAUGHT.

362
00:13:46,032 --> 00:13:47,378
I'LL DO ANYTHING.

363
00:13:47,447 --> 00:13:48,966
- IT'S GONNA COST A FORTUNE

364
00:13:49,035 --> 00:13:50,450
TO GET THIS FIXED...

365
00:13:50,519 --> 00:13:51,900
THANKS TO YOU.

366
00:13:51,969 --> 00:13:53,902
- OH, GRACIOUS ME.

367
00:13:53,971 --> 00:13:56,042
I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF CASH.

368
00:13:56,111 --> 00:13:57,698
- DON'T WORRY.

369
00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:58,779
I THINK WE CAN WORK
SOMETHING OUT.

370
00:13:58,803 --> 00:14:00,356
- HUH?

371
00:14:00,425 --> 00:14:02,600
YOU MEAN WE SHOULD GO OUT
ON A DATE?

372
00:14:02,669 --> 00:14:03,669
- UH...

373
00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:05,120
INTERESTING.

374
00:14:05,189 --> 00:14:06,638
NO, I HAD SOMETHING ELSE
IN MIND.

375
00:14:06,707 --> 00:14:08,295
SURPRISE, SPONGEBOB.

376
00:14:08,364 --> 00:14:09,918
YOU HAVE A NEW COWORKER.

377
00:14:09,987 --> 00:14:11,436
- MRS. PUFF!

378
00:14:11,505 --> 00:14:13,162
- [screams]

379
00:14:13,231 --> 00:14:14,243
- SHE'LL BE FILLING IN
FOR SQUIDWARD

380
00:14:14,267 --> 00:14:15,095
WHILE HE'S...

381
00:14:15,164 --> 00:14:16,165
UH...

382
00:14:16,234 --> 00:14:17,477
ON VACATION.

383
00:14:17,546 --> 00:14:19,203
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MRS. PUFF?

384
00:14:19,272 --> 00:14:20,618
- THAT'S RIGHT.

385
00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:22,931
- AND SHE'LL BE WORKING UNPAID

386
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,141
UNTIL HE RETURNS,
WON'T SHE?

387
00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:28,384
- YEAH.

388
00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:29,592
- SQUIDWARD.

389
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:30,939
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU,

390
00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:32,019
YOU'RE TAKING THE SUMMER OFF.

391
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:32,872
HAVE A GOOD TIME.

392
00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:34,080
SEE YA.

393
00:14:34,149 --> 00:14:35,633
WHOO, THAT WAS CLOSE.

394
00:14:35,702 --> 00:14:39,050
- IT ALL SOUNDS A BIT MYSTERIOUS
TO ME.

395
00:14:39,119 --> 00:14:40,672
BUT WHY SHOULD I CARE?

396
00:14:40,741 --> 00:14:43,054
I'M WORKING WITH
GOOD OLD MRS. PUFF.

397
00:14:43,123 --> 00:14:45,229
SAY, DID YOU GET MY NOTE?

398
00:14:45,298 --> 00:14:47,576
- OH, I GOT YOUR NOTE ALL RIGHT.

399
00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:49,267
- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

400
00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:50,544
- WHAT DID I THINK?

401
00:14:50,613 --> 00:14:52,615
I THINK IT CAUSED ME TO...

402
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:56,999
UH, LET'S JUST SAY
IT CHANGED MY LIFE.

403
00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:59,001
- IT CERTAINLY HAS.

404
00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:01,797
NOW SPONGEBOB, WOULD YOU PLEASE
SHOW MRS. PUFF HER NEW DUTIES

405
00:15:01,866 --> 00:15:04,282
VIS-A-VIS
HER RECENTLY CHANGED LIFE,

406
00:15:04,351 --> 00:15:05,835
BECAUSE I SURE AS SNAIL SNOT

407
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,044
CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO IT.

408
00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:08,666
- OH, BOY.

409
00:15:08,735 --> 00:15:11,807
I GET TO SHOW YOU THE ROPES,
MRS. PUFF.

410
00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:14,741
HEY, IT'S KINDA LIKE
I'M THE TEACHER.

411
00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:17,606
[laughs]

412
00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:20,195
I'M GONNA BE TEACHING YOU NOW.

413
00:15:20,264 --> 00:15:22,542
- PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE.

414
00:15:22,611 --> 00:15:24,337
- SHALL WE START
WITH THE IMPORTANCE

415
00:15:24,406 --> 00:15:26,304
OF GOOD KITCHEN HYGIENE?

416
00:15:26,373 --> 00:15:28,272
OR THE UNABRIDGED HISTORY
OF THE PATTY?

417
00:15:28,341 --> 00:15:32,276
- WHY DON'T WE JUST START
WITH MY BASIC DUTIES?

418
00:15:32,345 --> 00:15:34,312
- EAGER TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL,
EH?

419
00:15:34,381 --> 00:15:36,038
I LIKE IT.

420
00:15:36,107 --> 00:15:37,419
REPEAT AFTER ME:

421
00:15:37,488 --> 00:15:39,317
"THIS IS MY REGISTER.

422
00:15:39,386 --> 00:15:41,186
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT,
BUT THIS ONE IS MINE."

423
00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:43,528
- THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT,
BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.

424
00:15:43,597 --> 00:15:45,358
- NOW, LIKE A SHIP'S RUDDER,

425
00:15:45,427 --> 00:15:47,291
THIS OLD REGISTER
IS TEMPERAMENTAL.

426
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,845
SO WHEN YOU HIT THE TOTAL KEY...

427
00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:50,846
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

428
00:15:50,915 --> 00:15:52,158
- NOTHING.

429
00:15:52,227 --> 00:15:53,538
- YOU'RE NOT TAKING NOTES?

430
00:15:53,607 --> 00:15:56,300
ALWAYS REMEMBER, GOOD GRADES...

431
00:15:56,369 --> 00:15:58,750
both:
ONLY FOLLOW DILIGENT NOTES.

432
00:15:58,819 --> 00:16:00,028
- I KNOW, SPONGEBOB.

433
00:16:00,097 --> 00:16:01,581
I TAUGHT YOU THAT PHRASE.

434
00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:03,238
- DON'T WORRY, MRS. PUFF.

435
00:16:03,307 --> 00:16:05,999
YOU MAY BORROW MY NOTEPAD TODAY.

436
00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:07,104
NOW, WHERE WAS I?

437
00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:08,450
OH, YES.

438
00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:10,141
THE TOTAL KEY IS A BIT STICKY,

439
00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:11,429
SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE
FORCEFUL,

440
00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:13,455
BUT NOT TOO FORCEFUL.

441
00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:15,146
DID YOU GET THAT?

442
00:16:15,215 --> 00:16:16,468
- FORCEFUL,
BUT NOT TOO FORCEFUL.

443
00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:18,080
- YOU DID!

444
00:16:18,149 --> 00:16:22,153
DILIGENCE LIKE THIS
DESERVES A STICKER.

445
00:16:22,222 --> 00:16:25,501
COLLECT TEN, AND YOU'RE ENTITLED
TO A "SUPER" STICKER.

446
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,331
WHY DON'T WE WORK
ON OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE

447
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,195
WITH A LITTLE ROLE PLAYING?

448
00:16:29,264 --> 00:16:31,266
I'LL BE THE CUSTOMER,
AND YOU SHOW ME YOUR BEST

449
00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:32,922
AND FRIENDLIEST SERVICE, HMM?

450
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,649
- FINE.

451
00:16:35,718 --> 00:16:37,041
- [in British accent]
GOOD DAY, M'LADY.

452
00:16:37,065 --> 00:16:38,652
CHARMED, I'M SURE.

453
00:16:38,721 --> 00:16:40,827
- FUNNY COSTUME, SPONGEBOB.

454
00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:43,588
- FORGIVE ME, BUT I KNOW NOT OF
THIS SPONGEBOB FELLOW.

455
00:16:43,657 --> 00:16:45,625
MY NAME IS
DUKE THOMAS FEATHERMUFFIN,

456
00:16:45,694 --> 00:16:47,420
AND I ENTERED YOUR PLACE
OF BUSINESS

457
00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:49,387
IN HOPES OF PROCURING LUNCH
ON THIS FINE DAY.

458
00:16:49,456 --> 00:16:52,287
- OF COURSE, MR. FEATHERMUFFIN.

459
00:16:52,356 --> 00:16:54,185
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT
TODAY?

460
00:16:54,254 --> 00:16:55,566
- psst!
MRS. PUFF.

461
00:16:55,635 --> 00:16:57,637
IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB.

462
00:16:57,706 --> 00:17:00,536
I THINK THIS WILL GO SMOOTHER IF
YOU JUST REFER TO HIM AS DUKE.

463
00:17:00,605 --> 00:17:02,400
- [sighs] YOU MEAN TO REFER
TO YOU AS DUKE.

464
00:17:02,469 --> 00:17:03,746
- OF COURSE.

465
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,034
HOW ELSE WOULD ONE REFER TO ME?

466
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,198
I AM A DUKE, AFTER ALL.

467
00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:09,211
NOW, I SHOULD FANCY A MEAL, IF
IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT WITH YOU.

468
00:17:09,235 --> 00:17:10,305
- OKAY, DUKE.

469
00:17:10,374 --> 00:17:11,927
WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?

470
00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:14,412
- I SHALL HAVE BEANS ON TOAST,
PLEASE.

471
00:17:14,481 --> 00:17:17,691
- ALL RIGHT, ONE BEANS ON TOAST
COMING UP.

472
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,900
- psst! MRS. PUFF,
SPONGEBOB AGAIN.

473
00:17:19,969 --> 00:17:22,396
YOU BETTER INFORM THE DUKE THAT
WE DON'T SERVE BEANS ON TOAST.

474
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:23,559
- UGH.

475
00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:25,354
THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS.

476
00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:28,288
WOULD YOU SIMPLY EXPLAIN
MY DUTIES, PLEASE?

477
00:17:28,357 --> 00:17:31,188
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YELLING AT ME CUSTOMERS?

478
00:17:31,257 --> 00:17:33,673
THE DUKE HERE
IS ONE OF ME REGULARS.

479
00:17:33,742 --> 00:17:36,779
AND I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN
WHAT HAPPENS

480
00:17:36,848 --> 00:17:39,955
WHEN YOU START LOSING
YOUR REGULARITY, DO I?

481
00:17:40,024 --> 00:17:41,853
- OH, DEAR.

482
00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:44,235
MESSAGE RECEIVED, MR. KRABS.

483
00:17:44,304 --> 00:17:47,825
- JUST DON'T LET IT HAPPEN
AGAIN, PUFF.

484
00:17:47,894 --> 00:17:50,586
- WELL, I SEE YOU HAD A LITTLE
TROUBLE GETTING IN GEAR THERE,

485
00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:52,795
BUT YOU'LL BE IN THE FAST LANE
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

486
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,142
[door opens]

487
00:17:54,211 --> 00:17:56,075
AH, HERE COMES ANOTHER CUSTOMER.

488
00:17:56,144 --> 00:17:59,664
LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN APPLY
WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED.

489
00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:01,425
- WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB,
SIR.

490
00:18:01,494 --> 00:18:03,254
MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

491
00:18:03,323 --> 00:18:04,566
- YES!

492
00:18:04,635 --> 00:18:06,395
- ONE KRABBY PATTY, PLEASE.

493
00:18:06,464 --> 00:18:07,983
- $1, PLEASE.

494
00:18:08,052 --> 00:18:09,191
THANK YOU.

495
00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:11,262
- GOOD JOB, MRS. PUFF.

496
00:18:11,331 --> 00:18:14,472
NOW, ALL THAT'S LEFT IS TO
SUBMIT THE ORDER TO THE COOK.

497
00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:16,474
- ONE KRABBY PATTY.

498
00:18:16,543 --> 00:18:18,476
- OH, MRS. PUFF.

499
00:18:18,545 --> 00:18:19,788
- WHAT?

500
00:18:19,857 --> 00:18:21,721
- IT MUST HAVE SLIPPED YOUR MIND

501
00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:23,526
THAT YOU NEED TO SUBMIT
THE ORDER IN WRITING AS WELL.

502
00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:25,552
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE
MAXIMUM CLARITY.

503
00:18:25,621 --> 00:18:26,760
- FINE.

504
00:18:26,829 --> 00:18:28,797
HERE'S YOUR WRITTEN FORM.

505
00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:31,248
- ONE KRABBY PATTY.

506
00:18:31,317 --> 00:18:32,317
MRS. PUFF?

507
00:18:32,352 --> 00:18:34,147
- WHAT NOW?

508
00:18:34,216 --> 00:18:36,218
- I CAN'T BEGIN COOKING
UNTIL THE BELL HAS RUNG.

509
00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:37,219
Smack!

510
00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:39,187
THANK YOU.

511
00:18:39,256 --> 00:18:41,061
ALTHOUGH A SMIDGE LESS RIGOROUS
NEXT TIME, PLEASE.

512
00:18:41,085 --> 00:18:44,295
- [mumbles angrily]

513
00:18:44,364 --> 00:18:45,814
- ORDER UP!

514
00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:47,505
YOU'VE DONE WELL SO FAR,
STUDENT.

515
00:18:47,574 --> 00:18:49,749
NOW, WE DELIVER THE ITEM
TO THE CUSTOMER.

516
00:18:49,818 --> 00:18:52,407
BE CAUTIOUS, BUT SWIFT.

517
00:18:52,476 --> 00:18:54,167
I WOULDN'T GO THAT WAY
IF I WERE YOU.

518
00:18:54,236 --> 00:18:55,756
IT'S FASTER IF YOU GO THIS WAY,
MRS. P.

519
00:18:58,309 --> 00:18:59,483
LOOK OUT FOR THE BARREL.

520
00:18:59,552 --> 00:19:00,380
- I'LL GIVE YOU A BAR...

521
00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:02,244
WHOA!

522
00:19:02,313 --> 00:19:04,971
- WATCH FOR PEDESTRIANS.

523
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:05,972
- AH!

524
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:07,456
Thud!

525
00:19:09,769 --> 00:19:11,495
- POTHOLE!

526
00:19:11,564 --> 00:19:13,462
- HEY!

527
00:19:13,531 --> 00:19:17,017
- LOOK OUT, MRS. PUFF.

528
00:19:17,086 --> 00:19:19,641
- [screaming]

529
00:19:19,710 --> 00:19:21,539
- TIME FOR EVASIVE ACTION.

530
00:19:21,608 --> 00:19:23,714
- [screaming]

531
00:19:26,372 --> 00:19:27,614
[screams]

532
00:19:27,683 --> 00:19:29,823
[tires squeal]

533
00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:34,932
[both scream]

534
00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:37,693
ding!

535
00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:43,803
- AND THE PATTY IS UNSCATHED.

536
00:19:43,872 --> 00:19:45,322
WAY TO GO, MRS. PUFF.

537
00:19:45,391 --> 00:19:47,531
YOUR FIRST SATISFIED CUSTOMER.

538
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,947
I WILL HAVE TO DEDUCT POINTS
FOR THAT LANDING, THOUGH.

539
00:19:50,016 --> 00:19:51,707
- [grumbles]

540
00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:53,571
THAT'S IT.
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.

541
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,780
THIS ISN'T WORTH IT.

542
00:19:58,335 --> 00:19:59,543
[glass shatters]

543
00:20:03,754 --> 00:20:07,309
I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED
ANY LONGER.

544
00:20:11,313 --> 00:20:14,834
- DON'T FORGET TO READ THE NOTE.

545
00:20:14,903 --> 00:20:17,526
- YOU!

546
00:20:17,595 --> 00:20:20,978
IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU
I GOT STUCK IN THIS MESS.

547
00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:24,775
UGH!

548
00:20:24,844 --> 00:20:26,570
- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

549
00:20:26,639 --> 00:20:27,916
WELL, WELL, WELL.

550
00:20:27,985 --> 00:20:30,298
IF IT AIN'T MRS. PUFF.

551
00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:32,817
I SAW WHAT YOU DID.

552
00:20:32,886 --> 00:20:35,130
- [gulps] UH, YOU DID?

553
00:20:35,199 --> 00:20:36,200
- YEAH.

554
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:37,650
- OH, PLEASE.

555
00:20:37,719 --> 00:20:39,376
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT.
I SWEAR.

556
00:20:39,445 --> 00:20:40,732
- IT'S TOO LATE FOR SWEARING,
PUFF.

557
00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:42,620
THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT HERE.

558
00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:44,450
YOU LITTERED.

559
00:20:44,519 --> 00:20:46,969
AND NOW YOU'RE GOING
TO THE STONY LONESOME.

560
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:48,488
- LITTERED?

561
00:20:48,557 --> 00:20:50,421
[gasps]

562
00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:53,217
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT,
OFFICER.

563
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:56,220
YES, I SURE DID LITTER.

564
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:57,911
THAT'S WHAT I DID.

565
00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,085
- YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.

566
00:20:59,154 --> 00:21:01,605
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST NOW.

567
00:21:01,674 --> 00:21:03,676
- NO PROBLEM, OFFICER.

568
00:21:03,745 --> 00:21:07,196
TIME BY MYSELF IN THE STONY
LONESOME IS JUST WHAT I NEED.

569
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,751
- TELL IT TO THE JUDGE,
MRS. PUFF.

570
00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:13,272
- [laughing hysterically]

571
00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:23,178
ONE DAY DOWN.

572
00:21:23,247 --> 00:21:26,354
2,528 TO GO.

573
00:21:26,423 --> 00:21:30,530
THAT'S JUST SHY OF FOUR YEARS
WITHOUT SPONGEBOB.

574
00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:34,534
I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS.

575
00:21:34,603 --> 00:21:36,329
- GET UP, PUFF.

576
00:21:36,398 --> 00:21:38,573
THE JUDGE SAYS YOU HAVE TO GO
TO TRAFFIC SCHOOL.

577
00:21:41,714 --> 00:21:42,991
- OH, WOW.

578
00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:45,407
A DRIVER'S EDUCATION CLASS.

579
00:21:45,476 --> 00:21:49,031
IT'S JUST HOW I MADE A LIVING,
EXCEPT WITHOUT...

580
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,757
HIM.

581
00:21:50,826 --> 00:21:52,380
OH, DELIGHTFUL.

582
00:21:52,449 --> 00:21:55,175
- GOOD DAY, CLASS.

583
00:21:55,244 --> 00:21:56,867
- [screams]

584
00:21:56,936 --> 00:21:58,213
smack!

585
00:21:58,282 --> 00:22:00,111
I MUST BE HAVING A NIGHTMARE.

586
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:01,872
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

587
00:22:01,941 --> 00:22:03,632
[whimpers]

588
00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:05,600
- DIDN'T YOU READ THE NOTE,
MRS. PUFF?

589
00:22:05,669 --> 00:22:07,543
HERE, I TAPED IT TOGETHER
AND SAVED IT JUST IN CASE.

590
00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:08,948
"DEAR MRS. PUFF.

591
00:22:09,017 --> 00:22:11,191
"I'M FOLLOWING IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS

592
00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:14,471
"AND GOT A JOB AS A DRIVER'S ED
TEACHER FOR THE SUMMER.

593
00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:16,300
HEART, SPONGEBOB."

594
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:18,475
- [shouts]

595
00:22:18,544 --> 00:22:20,615
GET ME OUTTA HERE!

596
00:22:20,684 --> 00:22:21,892
[cries]

597
00:22:21,961 --> 00:22:24,032
UH! OW!
OH!

598
00:22:24,101 --> 00:22:27,449
YOW! YOW!
AH!

599
00:22:27,518 --> 00:22:31,039
- NOW, LET'S OPEN OUR DRIVER'S
ED HANDBOOKS TO CHAPTER ONE.

600
00:22:31,108 --> 00:22:34,007
- [screams]

601
00:22:39,979 --> 00:22:42,913
[lilting ukulele music]

602
00:22:42,982 --> 00:22:50,507
♪ ♪